"If you are looking for inexperience I can tell you I don't have that.  What I do have is a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a dream come true for people like you and a nightmare for those that seek to bring harm to your computers and networks. If you download my resume now that'll be the start of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will submit a job application with this resume attached. So if you think about it, you are saving us both a step."

~ NOT Liam Neeson ~